Phelthams phavourite boy band! Various Phantom Nonsense... 
Lots of good stuph!

South Park Phantoms... Click here. Does this lot remind you of anyone?

Nice Tats!... Are you a hard core Phantom Phan? Show your allegiance to the band by taking this template along to your local tattoo artist and getting it etched into your flesh. The first Phan to do so will win free entrance to all our future gigs - ever! That's good reason to disfigure yourself for life if ever I heard one!

Celebrity Stalkers... Click here to check out who's been stalking your phavourite Phantom recently.

THANTS!... Click here to unmask the many stars of the Phantom's back room.

What did you say?... To see what people have said about us, click here.

How dare they!... See what people have had to say about the home of the Phants, click here. Bloody cheek!

Competition 1... Design a new band logo. Click here to view the entries.

Competition 2... It's the ever popular 'Phar Away Phan T-shirt' competition. Part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13 and the current competition standings here. Phew!

Competition 3... Free tickets on offer in the 'Cocks caption competition'. Click here for details.

Competition 4... Where's Little Brian? Part 1, part 2, part 3 & part 4 of his latest travels here! He's even had a book published! Wow!

Competition 5... Name all 69 people (or characters) featured in the Sgt. Phantom gig poster & win a pair of tickets to the gig at the Grey Horse. Click here for details.

Not so useful links!... Next time you are cruising the internet, check out the Phants Phavourites... - the holy grail. - join the Phantoms phantastic phangroup "Are You The Caterers" on FaceBook - PhantomAlf's YouTube Channel. Packed full of clips of your phavourite covers band, and much more... - Brians 'real band'. - bunch of 'yokels' featuring a familiar looking bloke called 'Jonathan'! - Pholky Phantoms MySpace site for his slightly less noisy band. - our (old) favourite venue. - our (new) favourite venue. - home of the founding Phantom. - ex-Phantom Helens Jazztastic website. - website of Phantoms mega talented roadie & photographer - The Phantoms (deleted) page on Wikipedia! - Phantoms gig page on Ents24 - info on the local bands in Pheltham. - The 'Phant Pants' girl. Phantastic both infront & behind the lens!